WHY IS MY PIZZA SO F*CKED UP?

You just need to deliver a pizza.

Simple, right?

You have a pizza. You have a delivery to make.

Everything else is completely normal.

Probably.

Meet Bob.

Bob is a stoic, honorable warrior who approaches his minimum-wage pizza delivery with the gravity of a Navy SEAL mission. To him, this isn't just a delivery — it's a duty.

Unfortunately, the world around him doesn't seem to share his sense of seriousness, 

Bob is the ultimate straight man in an increasingly unstable universe. When things go wrong, he doesn't crack a joke or ask questions.

He grips the pizza box tighter and keeps going.

How hard could it be?

Good luck.